Awesomeness explained.

Fine. Y'all aren't interested in the fact that there are crazed murderers roaming our neighborhood. You just want happy fuzzy posts. Fine. But we don't have to be happy about it. Here's what happened while we were off having a way-cooler life than YOU:

Halloween. Fun party at the church. Candy was consumed. Solei threw up all over mommy that night. Mommy has now earned her mommy degree.

Living in the Middle Of Nowhere has a few perks, involving an adorable parade of kids down Main Street, trick or treating all the businesses. This time we ate less candy.

Pascal came to visit us. Because we are that awesome. Forster was thrilled.

Then we went to Atlanta to SELL OUR HOUSE. *cue choir of angels and gasps of shock and awe* While we were there we hung out with these people and ate sushi. Did you? Didn't think so. Chalk another point in the Us=Awesome column.

We had a sleepover with these friends. Words cannot express how much cooler they are than your friends. They can cook, entertain, play fiddle and somehow we left their house with enough clothing to fit Forster until he is 2 years old. Yup, we know how to pick the awesome friends.

And we hung out with Nana. She totally rocks the name Nana better than your Nana.

Created world-class art with Nana too.

Headed to Colorado to hang out with my family for Thanksgiving. Can your mom pull off this ensemble? No? Yea, my mom is just that awesome.

We ate Thanksgiving dinner. Did you? Oh, you did? Well, you get one point then. But we're still leading.

Then I got a surprise party since I lived 30 whole years. They served sushi and friends. We definately got some fabulous cool points there.

Oh yeah, and then went to see New Moon. It was Jared's idea. Yeah, he heckled most of the movie, but was your husband willing to brave an angry theater of Twi-hards?

Then we came home and got a Christmas tree. Okay, you probably did that too, so another point for you.

It snowed approximately 1 inch and we freaked out. Jared had to shovel.

Solei wanted to play outside, but even though these was virtually no snow out there, I still made her wear her entire snow get-up.

Forster continued to beyond adorable and easy-going. I have no idea hwere this baby got his temperment, but I totally dig it.

Last thing I did today was spend WAY too much time on Picnik.com messing around with this picture. Yes, I'm aware it looks like photoshop threw up on it.

Now you are all informed on why were too busy being awesome to post. You're welcome.