Here's my contribution:
Once the contest was officially lost by me, it was time to see how awesome I could potentially look with some sort of facial hair.
Here's me sporting the "Friendly Mutton Chops":
This look lasted a full 24 hours. The guy mixing our paint at Wal-Mart was a little disturbed by the look, so were all the other people who saw Creepy McGee holding the hand of our little girl.
The next day was the handlebar mustache! These pictures totally doesn't do me justice. I am actually not entirely opposed to this look. If someday we were to move somewhere a little more rural, I'd totally sport this look (assuming of course my lovely wife goes blind and loses all feeling in her fingers, face, etc.) In all honesty, this isn't that bad, right?
YES. IT. IS. !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry Jared, but I have to agree with your lovely wife. It is that bad. It kinda reminds me of the facial hair that my dad sported back when he married my mom in 1975. I think you could get away with it in Alabama and Louisianna but nowhere else. Well, maybe here in Texas.
ReplyDeleteOne word: YUCK!
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't know you and saw you on the street, I'd think you were the Chester that drove the ice cream truck!
ReplyDeleteThe handle bar look is better for those with a little more fat on their face. Mutton chops are a lot better.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you look that creepy with the chops. Maybe I can just see the giggle in your eyes. The handle bars don't look that bad either. You could definitely pull those off. I love the pictures.
ReplyDeleteIt was also really fun to see you guys this weekend!!! Eli had a really good time with Solei, too.
We're partial to the muttonchops - the handlebar suggests a guy who transports pigs in a large dirty truck wile smoking and listening to Willy Nelson...in our opinion at least.
ReplyDeleteOh my GROSS! Handle bars! Are you serious! Yucky, yucky, Reva please don't tell me you think this is hot...or even ok!
ReplyDeletei can only say one thing:
ReplyDeletesweet 'stache, dude!
Um, Jared...no.
ReplyDeleteMAYBE a normal mustache. Maybe. I am struggling with it though.
But, NO!!