An open letter to John McCain:
You looked so fresh, so ready to take over the world back in 2000 when you ran against Bush. Your loss was unfortunate, but you took it really badly. You've spent the last 8 years doing all you can to undermine the White House with your nutty legislation to get back at Bush for the nasty fight you two had back then. I'm not a Bush fan, but I'm definately not a fan of your bills and your vindictive attitude.
And now in this race, I'm absolutely appalled at your behavior. And how insanely creepy you've become. You think after your poor performance in the debates and your general nastiness that you can actually win over the rest of the party? I'm so terrified you'll ask Huckabee to be your running mate and then the morons here in the Bible Belt will vote you in, then you'll keel over and die since you're 79 already and we'll be stuck with Huckabee, who has repeatedly made biggoted comments and then apologized like he didn't know if wasn't polite to be a bigot. That will go over REALLY well with Islamic countries.
So Mr. McCain, no way will I vote for you. And if by some act of insanity Huckabee wins the nomination, I'm moving to Canada because I know the South is dumb enough to vote him in, and the apocalyse won't be far behind.
Sincerely,
Rocketgirl
P.S. Vote Floyd 2012.
It doesn't matter who wins the Republican nomination. The democratic candidate will win in the long run anyway. Maybe Romney was just looking at the big picture and was smart enough to not spend any more money...
ReplyDeleteLook at you being an optimist. Republicans are so dumb, they voted in Bush twice!! They might actually do this!! *throwing up*
ReplyDeleteYou guys ROCK.... oh and are funny too.
ReplyDelete:p
All I can say is that now is the best time to move to Switzerland. You know that all the terrorists keep their money in Swiss banks so they will never attack there. Not to mention the U.N. is headquartered there as well. See you in Geneva!
ReplyDeleteI've got to agree there, -husband- the Democrats are pretty much guaranteed a win here. I hope they do something good with it...
ReplyDeleteand I am SO voting Floyd in 2012!!
For my comments - see link on side to The Real Pagets and look at the political comment, not the cute grandkids.
ReplyDeleteI've also been reading the
Book of Moroni on charity. I think we will have an extra opportunity to practice that now and in the future. Moroni's culture was worse than ours, and he still taught about charity.
be careful talking about moving to foreign countries...Sean Penn shot his mouth off about it, and now he's in places like Venezuela w/ Chavez, Iraq before the war, China, and Iran all the time. i think maybe he got deported, and is pretending he is on vacation.
ReplyDeleteif i were him, i'd go places like Switzerland too.
-except for the 60% income tax rate that is common.
i couldn't even afford to ski after that.